A crusty old man walks into a bank & says to the teller, "I want to open a fucking checking account."
The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this bank."
The woman leaves the window & goes over to the bank manager to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that woman does not have to listen to that foul language.
They both return to the window & the manager asks the old geezer,
"Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
There is no fucking problem," the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery & I want to put my fucking money in this damn bank."
"Oh...I see," says the manager,
"And is this bitch giving you a hard time sir...?"